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arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

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motherfucka you gay

CRYING

zizino:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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vanillish:

when someone comes to the right placeimage

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

science tumblr why the hoobly boobly

tectonic plates

thank You

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

meatmodel:

wanna come over and watch me blog