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telapathetic:

i woke up like this - flawed

telapathetic:

i woke up like this - flawed

whatsacanada:

this was on the last episode of drake and josh

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they were warning us

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hello i am a black and I think that reverse racism is indeed real.

sappling:

how y’all like my white anon impression?

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

meanplastic:

Everytime I study for an exam I pretend im angelina jolie and i need to memorize some lines for a movie lmao

xaannaax:

bookiesbooty:

It’s back.

This is my favorite video of all time

donatellavevo:

pray for sam smith

donatellavevo:

pray for sam smith

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like